November 2009
28 posts
thanksgiving beard... →
a fantastic addition to the internet. i wish i could take credit for it. my favorite is the conetxtual “chat” between a boss and his employee. haha
if it ain’t fair on the playground, then it ain’t fair in life....
– @thealiplante (pushbartoopen)
i am twenty-four years old. really.
pushbartoopen:
last thursday i turned 24. it didn’t really hit me until now, but i’m almost a quarter of a century old. WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?! i don’t know, but i know it involves books, gross amounts of money, a volvo and scarves. we probably won’t get results for a few years still, but - gross amounts of money excluded - it sounds like a recipe for something amazing. and i hope to...
i was supposed to go into the studio today...
and the session got cancelled for the day which is a total bummer. instead, i’ll be headed there bright and early tomorrow. i’m looking foreword to it for sure. i always love being in the studio. knowing that your moment of creativity can be commited to tape is something thats pretty special. and if it sounds good - as it will in this particular studio - than that is even better. ...
how am i supposed to entertain you? my fingertips are worthless when my minds so...
– old 97s
belle & sebastian just came on the stereo...
and i’m exhausted to begin with. i’m sorry, stuart, but i’m so beat, i dont think i can make it through “stars of track and field”… i may skip to “me & the major” and then to the next album after that. but i can’t skip “me & the major” because its my favorite B&S song. so good. when the harmonica hits his lips its so...
baffling...
me: some lady just walked in while on her cell phone and handed me her blackberry with a song title listed and expected me to be receptive... thats right two phones involved
ALI: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW you ahve got to be kidding me!
me: i was too shocked to argue - it was that lady ********.
ALI: wow wow wow
me: worse, it was a michael franti song. worst situation ever?
ALI: uhg terrible. we need to get out of there haha so bad
me: truth. haha
now i know what jail is really like
– afghan whigs “what jail’s like”
it's the little triumphs in life
pushbartoopen:
i have tried very unsuccessfully since dan and i started dating to get him to watch horror films. he always seems to have an excuse: “they have terrible dialogue” (true); “i don’t like the story”; “you NEVER watch what I want to watch”; etc., etc. i have always suspected he was just too totally creeped out to watch them. when we have watched them together he always manages to...
feeling dejected by the internet...
how is my “tumbularity” so damn low? i dont understand haha. i’m not worried about not being in the to 500,000 blogs or anything but i would think i’m worth more than a popularity score of “1”.
I don’t need a birthday, ‘couse I buy myself all the presents I...
– tracy jordan