i don’t even care what people think of me...
i went to a birthday party for a four year old… THAT was awkward…....– jim gaffigan on the commercial for his new comedy central special… hilarious
a promise, is a promise. i know.– pedro the lion
i’ve got to get away. i want to fly away. yeah. yeah. yeah.– lenny kravitz… profound
i don’t not keep in touch with you cause i can’t FIND you…– jason segel (on why he won’t join facebook)
i walk too slow, it takes me so long to get anywhere– chris wollard & the ship thieves