March 2010
34 posts
disturbing thought
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i ate a ghirardelli caramel filled chocolate square (you know the ones) in the car today. apparently the bag i bought had been crushed because, although the wrapping did not betray its diminished integrity, when i open the individual wrapping the shell was broken in several pieces and the caramel was seeping out. the first thought i had was “this must be how yossarian felt when...
February 2010
77 posts
Hell Me Through This
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dearoldlove:
When I think of the hell you put me through I want to hit you. When I think of the hell I put me through I want to hit you even harder.
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you cant throw a perv comment like that out in public on a teachers facebook...
– a hilarious teacher friend of mine who shall remain nameless.
i haven't actually written anything...
…myself on here in QUITE a while. i’ll probably do that very soon.
dave grohl/fred armisen break it down on snl →
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and to you, prolow, a response. →
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Maxwell I will raise you one creedthoughts blog... →
(via prolowthoughts)
epic rebutal, my friend. epic indeed. haha
that being said, take a look at this one... →
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thanks a lot puritans
Tracy: Pacific Rim? I love the Pacific Rim! I spent 9 months in Japan shooting Samurai I Am Awry. I fell in love with their culture, especially sharking.
Liz: What’s sharking?
Tracy: It’s when you run up on a lady on the street and pull her tube top down while your friend video tapes it. It’s considered a crime here. Thanks a lot Puritans.
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last night...
danmaxwellandtheturnpikesailors:
i got together with steve and mr. pete abn started workin on some songs for a record with only acoustic instruments. guitar, fiddle, dobro, upright bass, banjo, mandolin, accordion, etc etc. it is gonna be the best record you’ve heard to date. full electric band rehershal on the 7th. gonne be HUGE!
also, other plans are solidified, but news is gonna be slower...
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i’ll make life easier. any barney - the purple dinosaur - CDs?
– the doucher who just came into my store. too old to have young kids, too young to have grandkids. obviously a perv.
eat that shit…
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@thealiplante speaks her mind...
ALI: art students are the plague of everyone
me: haha can i tumblr that?
ALI: oh yeah. i HATE art students... unless they are glaswegians
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i love my friends...
Allison: i asked what their biggest vice is and they said working too hard becuase they love their music so much.
me: that vice answer is priceless hahaha
Allison: right?! it was so hard to not laugh”
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finally hit my stride again for songwriting. its been a good two-three years since i had ideas this bountifully, especially of this caliber. sometimes you just know when one feels good. they all feel good. its wild. i’m loving it. sometimes its a record you hear that lights a fire. i think thats what it was more recently for me. but also new things going on around me. all certainly...
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urban outfitters keeps sending me weirdo emails about things i have clearly never even LOOKED AT on their site like housewares, and duvets and woman’s shalls and panda bear LPs. FUCK YOU URBAN OUTFITTERS! I ONLY LIKe YOU FOR YOUR PLAID SHIRTS ANYWAY!!
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i'm not exactly sure why
but in new york all the bodegas i go to insist on putting my coffee in a brown paper bag like some speakeasy contraband. its pretty annoying especially in the cold when that hot coffee may assist in warming my hands. well, today it spilled ALL OVER my bagel. so now i have a coffee saturated bagel. i mean, i will be drinking coffee with the bagel anyway, but still. no one wants a wet bagel....
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flipmode...
…is the greatest.