April 2010
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this is why i hate humanity
some lady just came into my store and asked me for sheet music - which we don’t stock. i said “no i’m sorry we don’t stock that” and she said “well whats this than?” (in a tone similar to the one employed by ace ventura as he strips einhorn in search of her dick) as she triumphantly pointed to a table of stickers and promo booklets from a radio...
sometimes...
you have a day where you just want to go back to bed. i totaly should’ve today.
i don’t want to elaborate.
…just wow.
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flawless logic
KYLE: Listen to the new J. Dylan yet?
Dan: yeah. its too nice out to be listening to stuff that depressing haha, but its good
KYLE: Yea, I dig it. but dude, you always listen to depressing music.
Dan: i try (TRY) not to hahaha
KYLE: Would people be writing if they were happy and joyous? Nah. They'd be out being happy and joyous
Dan: its true
KYLE: And the truth will set you free
Dan: tom petty once said that writing a happy song is the hardest thing in ther world to do
KYLE: He clearly never wrote let's get retarded.
Dan: or the perenial classique "my humps"
KYLE: The #1 reason to like rock music. D'uh! Rolling Stone said so.
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for @thealiplante
Im in love with a girl Finest girl in the world I didnt know I could feel this way. Think about her all the time Always on my mind I didnt know about love. All that a man should do is true I didnt know this could happen to me.
-alex chilton, big star.
the best of all my days.: The Jersey Girl. →
Every woman I’ve ever looked up to has been a “Jersey Girl.” Growing up, I didn’t know what “Jersey Girl” meant other than a female geographically located in New Jersey. But what a loaded term. I recently have heard this used in the pejorative sense, as I have many times before — but this time…
the best fuck you ever. nicely done, becky. nicely done.
Lady Hazard's Guide to Life: In which I am ashamed... →
Last night, as I was tiring myself out and preparing for bed, I found that The Skulls was playing on AMC (I’m not really sure why it was playing on AMC, I would hardly call The Skulls an American movie classic). I smiled, feeling suddenly nostalgic for high school, which, I should add, seriously…
i watched that movie about a year ago and actually enjoyed it on some level. haha although...
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Organized Chaos: Look out a window or something... →
Am I the only person who finds the fact that younger generations are so plugged in terrifying? I have an ever growing dread to see what society is going to look like in 20 years. Cell phones might be the worst. Let’s count off things that scare me about cellphones.
1. People who compulsively…
i’m sorry that my recent blackberry purchase offended you so much kyle. i hope...
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the only one true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone...
– (via emilydriskill)
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fuck this day
for realsies.
Even if I didn’t like comic books, I would be into Batman, because it’s a great...
– Ryan Adams, Spin (Aug 2007) (via letitride)
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