Look who’s talkin!! #lonestar #nationalbeeroftexas #cowgirl #nyc #rocknroll (at Cowgirl)
I’ve cream. GAY STYLE! #nyc #angryboys (Taken with Instagram)
hello, tumblr friends who do not follow me on the other “other” social media platform known as TWITTER, you may want to as i’ll be enlightening the synthetic waves with some #knowledge about #SXSW coming at you LIVE from my desk on 21st Street here in sunny Manhattan, NYC. it might be off color, it might be geographically unsound, and it might be lame - but its awesome and i’m gonna be famous. so do it up. click that follow button folks and brought to the land of LOLs and honey. wuuuurd.
Poison oak, some boyhood bravery, When a telephone was a tin can on a string
And I fell asleep with you still talking to me… You said you weren’t afraid to die
In polaroids you were dressed in women’s clothes. Were you made ashamed, why’d you lock them in a drawer? I don’t think that I ever loved you more…
Then when you turned away, When you slammed the door, When you stole the car and drove towards Mexico… snd you wrote bad checks just to fill your arm; I was young enough, I still believed in war…
"— “Poison Oak” by Bright Eyes.
i stood next to conor at the dawes show in NYC last week. this song is a diamond. so gorgeous.
to be printed: my new business cards. hire me to play guitar for you. i am strong! here, hear these glowing testimonials! -
“Dan’s talented, professional and strong. You should learn guitar from him!!” - Jackie (http://iweartshirts.tumblr.com/post/5166334710/get-at-me)
“Seriously, the guy is so strong. You know nothing about music unless you learned it from Dan Maxwell. Check him out.” - Sal (http://salgentile.tumblr.com/post/5281658492/get-at-me)
“This guys is like not even strong” - A Known Liar
“I… I… I don’t remember…” - Kato Kaelin
“My client has got a car… and a great moustache” - Bruce McCullough (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFXfH2v3FfQ)
“I mean, I guess he’s strong… for a man baby” - Ali, Dan’s “lover”, via google chat.
“I am, like, pretty strong” - Dan Maxwell
My cousin spewed this diarrhea all over my FB: “Kanye hasn’t put out a good album since Graduation anyways.”
Ignorant ass fool.

Achin’ to be Understood - Paul Westerberg
With my friends, I always felt a little out of place. I like sports and...
Summer cut #pip #pipthedog #silkie
Today’s lunch brought to you by memories of being a stoned junior high student.
times ain’t tough they’re tedious.